Uncle Joe’s Trailer Park

Trying something new today: A post consisting of a series of trailers for movies I find interesting — and some I consider execrable. It’s a sort of good, the bad and the ugly of coming attractions.

First the films I am looking forward to seeing…

  • Hercules

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson doing Hercules the way it should be done? Yes, please.

  • Edge of Tomorrow

This looks like Source Code as told from the other side — what happens to a doomed hero on his personal Groundhog Day in hell. Yeah, Tom Cruise doesn’t have a great batting average with sci-fi, but — Emily Blunt is considerably better at picking material.

  • A Million Ways to Die in the West

Okay, so it does look stupid, but the trailer makes me laugh — and Ted was f***ing funny, all right? (In all honestly, though, I can’t picture myself paying to see this in the theater…)

And now, the movies I don’t care to see, but maybe watching the trailer will change your mind in case you’re tempted to venture into the multiplex and surrender your hard-earned cash.

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

No, I wouldn’t see this if Megan Fox were naked in it.

  • Transformers: Age of Extinction

Oh, Titus Welliver, from Argo to T:AoE — you needed a paycheck this badly?

  • There’s also a trailer for Blended, the latest crime against humanity from Adam Sandler, but even I have standards, so there’s no way I’m linking to it.

That’s all from the trailer park today, kiddies. Let me know if you like this idea — or even if you hate it.

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