Look! Up on the Screen! It’s a Crappy Movie!

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????All too often, we hear people say, in regards to awards, “It’s an honor just to be nominated.” Well, that’s not the case with The 34th Annual Razzie Awards, from the Golden Raspberry Award Foundation, designed as the anti-Oscars to point out the worst work of the year in Hollywood. It is definitely not an honor to be nominated. And actually winning? Well…

Here is a complete list of losers hacks nominees for 2013. You can find out who blew the biggest chunks when the losers winners are announced online March 1, the day before the Oscars.

WORST PICTURE

After Earth

Grown-Ups 2

The Lone Ranger

A Madea Christmas

Movie 43

WORST ACTOR

Johnny Depp (The Lone Ranger)

Ashton Kutcher (Jobs)

Adam Sandler (Grown-Ups 2)

Jaden Smith (After Earth)

Sylvester Stallone (Bullet to the Head, Escape Plan and Grudge Match)

WORST ACTRESS

Halle Berry (The Call and Movie 43)

Selena Gomez (Getaway)

Lindsay Lohan (The Canyons)

Tyler Perry (A Madea Christmas)

Naomi Watts (Diana and Movie 43)

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Lady Gaga (Machette Kills)

Salma Hayek (Grown-Ups 2)

Katherine Heigl (The Big Wedding)

Kim Kardashian (Tyler Perry’s Temptation)

Lindsay Lohan (In-App-Propriate Comedy  and Scary Movie 5)

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Chris Brown (Battle of the Year)

Larry the Cable Guy (A Madea Christmas)

Taylor Lautner (Grown-Ups 2)

Will Smith (After Earth)

Nick Swardson (A Haunted House and Grown-Ups 2)

golden raspberryWORST DIRECTOR

13 Directors (Movie 43)

Dennis Dugan (Grown-Ups 2)

Tyler Perry (A Madea ChristmasTemptation)

M. Night Shyamalan (After Earth)

Gore Verbinski (The Lone Ranger)

WORST SCREEN COMBO

Cast (Grown-Ups 2)

Cast (Movie 43)

Lindsay Lohan & Charlie Sheen (Scary Movie 5)

Tyler Perry and either Larry the Cable Guy or That Worn-Out Wig & Dress (A Madea Christmas)

Jaden Smith & Will Smith (After Earth)

WORST SCREENPLAY

After Earth, screenplay by Gary Whitta and M. Night Shyamalan, Story by Will Smith

Grown-Ups 2, screenplay by Fred Wolfe & Adam Sandler & Tim Herlihy

The Lone Ranger, screen story & screenplay by Ted Elliott, Justin Haythe & Terry Rosso

A Madea Christmas, screenplay by Tyler Perry

Movie 43, screenplay by 19 writers

WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL

Grown-Ups 2

The Hangover III

The Lone Ranger

Scary Movie 5

Smurfs 2

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