Dalek Relaxation Tapes for Humans

New Dalek vs. old Dalek

If you’ve been wondering what the Daleks have been up to since being “rested” from DOCTOR WHO for series 6 (apart from a brief, dismembered cameo) now we have the answer: They have been working to make things better for their pals, the human race!

Yes, I know it’s difficult to believe, but it’s true, and  we have a clip to prove it. The Daleks are releasing a series of tapes — on cassette, no less! — designed to help humans relax. You must relax. That is an order! Thanks to Peter Serafinowicz, who has a radio show on BBC Radio 6, I can connect you to the snippet, thanks to the good folks at Doctor Who TV.

Personally, I would have expected the Daleks to work on a weight-loss tape after their most recent redesign left the pepperpots with considerably more junk in the trunk, but who knows the will of the Dalek Supreme?

In any event, I cannot stop laughing every time I play this loop.

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