Soap Opera Weekly: 03/04/11

I don’t know about you, but in the wake of the second car-bombing in eight months and the recent crash of that ski-trip bus, I’m expecting a boom (too soon?) in bicycle sales in GENERAL HOSPITAL’s Port Charles.

If you factor in the 2005 train crash and all the citizenry hit by cars, it’s little wonder that most characters are seen walking around town; neither automobile nor public transportation is safe! You might have thought the reason people walk the streets in winter was just so they can bump into each other and have conversations, but perhaps they’re afraid to take to the roads! Heck, thanks to the late poisoner Andrea Floyd, one cannot even attend a carnival in town without getting run over by a car…

Think about how many car wrecks have factored into plotlines lately, from Alexis accidentally killing that abusive monster Kiefer, to Robin getting lost in the snow, to the several auto mishaps involved over the course of the Claudia storyline. Somebody could make a fortune by opening a driving school!

I’m currently taking bets among my colleagues on when there will be a big disaster event with that boat that ferries folks over to Spoon Island at all hours. That just can’t be safe…

Originally published on SoapOperaWeekly.com

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